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  • fartgallery:

    chesterloaf:

    fartgallery:

    i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

    why am I reblogging this?

    it appears my blood has been successful

    (via hotboyproblems)

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  • piertotum-locomottor:

    breadmaakesyoufat:

    breadmaakesyoufat:

    i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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    GUYS NO.

    PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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  • nitrogen:

(18+)
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  • basedloner:

this is hands down the best yahoo answers 
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  • fabsexual:

"To sit in the shade on a fine day and look upon verdure is the most perfect refreshment" -Jane Austen
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  • lower-cases:

my friend bet me this water bottle would get more notes than my face
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  • lower-cases:

vienna sunrise ⛅️
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